🦀 I’m an only child now 🦀

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Mom and Dad isn’t here So I can fuck the house up

🧍‍♂️

It did. I had to use money to buy food because I don’t know how to cook.

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Father I’m alive.

[CONFUSED????]

YEAH WHY ARE YOU ASKING????

UHHHHH… WHY ASK?

Dads around? Forgot I had one ngl

I’m kidding, take a joke old man.

Hmph. . . [Crossing his arms after the head flick.] Finally. Been a damn minute.

I wanted to go, but Uncle Kid said I had to ask you about it. . . [Arms behind his head, looking off to the side after being booped.] I do wanna go, I would’ve went in myself if there wasn’t any guards!

I wonder what kind of weapons they have. . . Surly uncle Kid wouldn’t minnnnd. [He smirked, rubbing his paws together.] You’re giving me all the good stuff! A horror movie rated R sounds great!

Yaaaaay Dad’s home early! :D

Dang he hasn’t been around in a while. What mischievous idea does he wanna do today…