"I know, right?" "Y'all got Pepsi or are y'all Coke folk?"

"Dude y'all need to have a better stock" "...So do I need to make the lemon water myself?"

"Aight" "Alright, I'll be back next week, talk to you later" Hanging up

Posting a photo of MEzra's Air Fryer online, captioned 'Just hit the most EGREGIOUS lick'

Someone is Touching Earth Someone is Touching Earth

He's got his pressurized suit on Into da Blackbird, he's on the fuckin WAY

It would be funnier if he had a car tbh The Bedump-bedump F2 gets out shortly after splattering the Omnian, all masked up n shit "And here I was thinking this would be a problem. Ezra, what it do"

Hm In a lovely sparking of azure energy, the Hero pops up in front of Ezra "John, you do realize he's gonna be back anyway, right?"

After a moment's pause, F2 lifts Elie's head by his hair, then lifts his other hand Holding up two fingers, both glow red, then his hand goes red, and the fingers turn blue. They are then applied, as requested, to Elie's eyelids with a grim sizzling Smells like Bacon

Wincing the whole time, he hates screams "Fuckin 'ell..."

Letting go of the hair now, seems Linke's got a handle on things in that department "Alright, John, I think you've done enough for now" Wiping his hand on his uniform

Reappearing in normal reality "...Gotta get that guy a therapist"

Oh? Ong?

"I'm taking bets on whose world has more Humans, buy-in is 10 bucks"

//I'm back fuckers

F2 has a name, y'know

The Beginning (ᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴇ ʙʏ ᴢᴇʀᴏ)

Stop the mf trolley tf

It's the mf's whole ass life story

Took you long enough