least i don’t have a tiny penis!

debbie stole a baby. we have to return it.

no more popsicles for breakfast.

he’s the first gallagher getting a diploma.

🎶 i used to think that the power of love was just a song, but now it’s got hold of me 🎶

good job, fiona. i don't know how i could do this without you. thanks for all your hard work.

this is a fire hazard... and all sorts of other hazards.

this is why i never ask anybody for help. i feel like a jackass now.

he’s a righteous fucking prick.

maybe i'm tired of playing susie fucking sunshine all the time, huh?

and for no extra charge, you get to tell these north siders to go fuck themselves.

i swore i would never date a guy whose ass was smaller than mine, but i seem to be breaking a lot of my own rules lately, don't i?

what do you want me to say? that... that i'm self destructive? that liars and thieves and addicts turn me on? that i don't know how to do a normal relationship?

it was me, lip. not frank. not monica. not nature. not nurture. it was all me. i’m 23. it can’t be about how much they fucked us up anymore.

how do you think we made it all these years, huh? every time we got torn apart and beaten down? it’s by staying a family, no matter what.

my job is to keep this house going. busting my ass for you, working eight jobs, making meals, keeping everything straight. your job is school! school or leave.

i don't go to princeton. never went to college, and if assholes like this did, i'm glad i didn't.

and the two of you- i mean, i can't handle it if you can't figure this shit out, okay? and- and maybe that's not fucking fair, but you guys- you're kev and v. so figure it out.

i hope i’m not fucking up the kids.

your mom said shit.