Harlequin was rubbish! #MaskedSingerUK

Tests done on Sunday and picked up at 3pm, kids 1s came through Monday, their Dads last night and still waiting for mine to come through 😥

All negative test results 👍 phew. Was getting a bit worried as my one took ages to come through! Back to eating biscuits in bed listening to the #MarriedShaggedAnnoyed podcast times!

Sausage= Sheridan Smith? Robin= Jesse lingard???#MaskedSingerUK

The Expansion Pack has landed! Dead Pixels - Series 2 Starts Tuesday 26th January, 10pm, on E4 Box set available straight after on @All4

Ok so Twitter has been saying every week Morten Harket is Viking and now I'm starting to see it; there was A1 road on that map who covered Take On Me (my first cd as a kid haha!) and I'm now convinced he is singing his own song #MaskedSingerUK #MaskedSingerUK #maskedsinger

Fast car - sample used in Gabrielle song dreams...definitely Gabrielle #MaskedSinger

Weetabix Heinz Haven’t our scientists worked hard enough, without having to come up with an antidote to this?

#24hoursinpolicecustody setting new speed record for enraging a nation. Cheers Barry.

The nation seeing this prick on TV right now... #24hoursinpolicecustody

The whole of the UK when they saw Barry Price got 18 years #24hoursinpolicecustody

Sunday evening, the most lovely paramedics. So lovely. So reassuring. 5am Monday discharged to be picked up by ma. God bless her. Few days rest. BP was dangerously high, fever.... Discharged with still high BP hence rest, but no where near as high as it was. #Paramedics

Oh dear damien #SewingBee

I honestly couldn’t give a shit what happens over the next 2/3 weeks. This is the pic of the euro’s for me. I pray he’s okay! What strength, what unity! ❤️🇩🇰

We will be back on air at 7.25 on @bbcone. I understand some of you would have been upset with some of the images shown (we were too). Obviously these were the host pictures and out of our control. They should have stayed on a wide of the stadium. Apologies.

So shall I blame #thetigerwhocametotea for my evil ex for his mental/emotional/very physical abuse?For manipulation?for being locked up?For him trying to drown me(I gave up struggling & was held underwater,thought it was the end)stop trying to create problems where there is none.

4 yellows in 33 minutes

Really liking #TheLarkins not old enough (ha!) To remember the darling buds of may. Also I only have freeview, no wifi for a week, so no smart TV apps or catch up. And 4g works only off and on, mainly off.

After spending Christmas Eve together, this morning Elis James and Producer Dave Dave Masterman woke up at evil john robins's house to celebrate Christmas Day together 🥂🎄 Here's the story of their festive morning so far... 🎅👇 #elisandjohn #content

Delighted to announce these two brilliant nights of comedy, organised by Off The Kerb in aid of The Ukraine via The Red Cross/DEC, the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith! PLease come along!