i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

“be the bigger person” be sounding a lot like “accept the disrespect”

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it’s done

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you really can't do nun but live & learn around this btch

How it feels to apply to jobs while you’re on the clock

World hasn’t been this united since pokemon go

Trumps gonna wake up and see the world hoping he’s dead, and then he’s gonna get mad at Mexicans for some reason.

College football never disappoints

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”