Hey, Silvaire Roadhouse. You killed someone!

Hourly Safety Tip! Don't fall off a one-liner. /pg

Hahahaha! Space squid chair! *smashes some things*

Fun fact! You can sit on chairs too! I didn't realize this. I thought they were just for extreme violence...

Ever been pitching to one team and then... there's just another team there instead? And a lot of smoke? Gotta tell you, it really screws with your pitching rhythm.

Time for maximum jazz, I see.

*Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn*

I’m not sure what’s happening

But you gotta go fast

Go fast? We can go fast.

WHAT? NO MORE TUNNELS? HOW WILL I DO MY CRIMES NOW?

New political compass just dropped

Well, no more free well. Back to a deterministic universe, I suppose.

Crab and go!

“i quit”

How am I still tweeting from inside a supermassive black hole from which no light, energy, information, or matter can escape? Well, turns out, my tweets contain no light, no energy, no information, and they don't matter.

Finn James will return.

🦀 Saturday, July 31st, 2021 🦀 📸: Eric Hamilton

🦀 Sunday, October 3rd, 2021 🦀 📸: Coates Wildlife Tour