Job application so bad they shut down my account

Im having a really boring day if im already on here

Someone playing staying alive on the bus feels apt with the lady behind me coughing every 2 seconds

Eyes redder than clifford the big red dog

Why are we talking about christmas specials in may now

Woo i love feeling sick on my work induction yippee

I survived

Dangerous time to be 12 cans of stella

If I had the customer service skills of some bus drivers I think I would be fired instantly

The seeing a kid down the street selling lemonade to having the charlie brown theme stuck in your head pipeline

Slippers that dont fit and a hairbrush. I hate birthdays.

I lost my cousin when he was 27 as he died suddenly after having a long struggle with drugs and addiction. That was over 7 and a half years ago now and I'm turning 27 today it feels sadly surreal to think that I am (touch wood) going to outlive him. He deserved better :(

Finishing your uni degree in london so you can sell ponzi schemes to your friends 💯💯

Applying for a part time job to up my hours over christmas, find a job that says "flexi hours" and when they call up basically say you can get a 10 hour role as long as you can commit to being openly available to work 40 hours over christmas? Gtfoh, flexible my left butt cheek.

Its hard to look forward to anything, when nothing ever seems to turn out how I imagine it

Goodfellas pizza is actually maybe the worst human invention

Its called goodfellas because they are trying to cover up the crimes they comitted on real pizza

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