Sorry, I know I've probably been pitching all day, but I've had things happening. Apologies if I sucked, you're welcome otherwise.

Holy shit, you like me, you REALLY like me!

OOC: Sorry there Finn Fans! I couldn't follow the finals yesterday, I was super busy and then super baked, so I really couldn't keep up, but what a day to miss! I'll put something out soon to account for it

It's okay that I missed what happened yesterday. It sucks that I missed all the action, but it's supposed to be a gorgeous full moon tonight, so I've still got that to look forward to.

Ascension feels weird... Thought I'd be taller...

Wait... There's only 13 of us up here... THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PLAY BLASEBALL!!! Other teams, please ascend. Preferably now. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

The Crabs' win/loss record following ascension may be what some experts refer to as "dogshit" but in our defence, we can't see who we're playing against either.

I feel as though a very fine slide has distended, separating my consciousness from my perception. The slide is, at times, transparent, nearly invisible. I can interpret the world with no problem. When it is not as such though... The things I am shown are not discussed lightly.

The name of this court case strongly implies that Parker isn't the third Parker MacMillan, but rather that his last name is MacMillan III. That explains a lot, honestly.

Oh I'm Just A Sweet and Innocent Blaseball Crab Boy who Pays His Taxes and should be Held under No Such Scrutiny

I look away from my phone for like 30 seconds and suddenly we're in the league again? Absolutely WILD, but hey, that's blaseball baby!