“I once led a political party full of racists, dog whistlers and morons that I couldn’t control, so I held a press conference and blamed the problems on everyone else, but mainly a man most famous for pretending to be a cat.”

Cancelled my NOW subscription today but they came back with a cracking offer to try and keep me...

🙃🙃🙃

***PRO-TIP***

Received junk mail from your local conservative candidate? Simply rip up the letter and send it back in the pre-paid envelope so they have to pay the postage to receive their shit back 🙂

#GTTO #GTTO Now

Beat the Ring doorbell 43% March price hike.  I know many are annoyed, so there's a possible work around (still double-checking but thought I'd get it out).
- Cancel now get a pro-rata refund (you may lose saved files tho)
- Sign up again at the current price which then locks it…

No words… because I’m laughing so much!

You may notice a lot of empty seats later for the Fulham game later on.

It’s estimated that currently less than 50% of tickets have been sold in the home end, due to Fulham fans boycotting the game over £40 ticket costs.

Good on them, hopefully it gets the coverage it deserves.

'Shitler' 😂😂😂

They've missed a trick if she isn't part of the London fireworks display

2024 is almost upon us.... Happy New Year everyone 🥂

LOL #RACvHAR #COYQ

Behold the glory of mankind's structures dedicated to the worship of God

twitter.com/BristolAirport…

“ I’m afraid we’re not going to be able to see each other as much as I’d like for a while. I’ve got to go join a sinking ship.”

I'm taking long term decisions for a brighter future, like deciding to travel everywhere by private jet.

Allison, it *is* the establishment — presented by MPs, ageing hacks, current Telegraph nightmares, and hereditary actors; funded by hedge fund multi-millionaires; and headed up by a former boss of Sky News Australia. It’s about as revolutionary as a Twix.

Lord Sugar Your misogyny towards the women's football team during the Euros was a peek behind the curtain

Your ill informed attack on Ian Wright, for which you never apologised was a longer gaze

This tweet leaves no doubt about who you are but confirms the HOL should be abolished.

Awful.

The people waving EU flags at the Proms were joyous, open, celebratory. The flag waving by the Brexiters in the European Parliament were mocking, childish and divisive. There’s the difference.

A reminder of last season's #FulhamFC games that #Palhinha missed...

Played: 4
Won: 0
Drew: 0
Lost: 4
Goals For: 3
Goals Against: 12

#DeadlineDay #FFC #OhFuck

Fulham Legend #ARSFUL

Mason Greenwood leaves Manchester United by mutual consent.

He had to ask his lawyer what consent means.