I was so close

FSA card was accepted at the Urgent Care. One might say it's lit

2019 World Series Yankees vs Cubs Game 7. Harper game winning RBI. Machado game winning run. Yanks win series 4-3 You heard it here first

What a splendid weekend it was

I wonder what percent of the US population thinks the president is inaugurated today or January 1 #thoughtoftheday

When you're patiently waiting for your phone to turn on, but you forget to hold the power button... #TGIF

If there were a weird dream awards ceremony, I'd be nominated for awards in every category

Sitting on the window seat of a 3 seater on the train. A lady sits down on the middle seat right next to me with the aisle seat open...

Everything happens for a reason

I randomly guessed the seating capacity of TD Garden and was 1 person off. I need to play the powerball tonight

@JenniferEGipson duly noted

Best birthday gift: a Jets bye week

Going to Vegas alone. Can check that one off the bucket list #lifegoal ✔

Am I supposed to pack summer or winter clothes if it's going to be 75 degrees during the day and 22 degrees at night??? #SOS

I go to seek a great perhaps

I left the house without my watch and I've never felt so naked

Someone explain to me why stores are selling Easter items on December 19

This kid's vertical is just unfair 😳 (via kofi_kid/Instagram) x.com/BleacherReport…

Great moments are born from great opportunity

Is it a good thing to be on a first name basis at the urgent care? Asking for a friend