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Our puppy had his "1st bark" the other day, and my husband was so sad bc he was out of town and missed his "1st words." 🥰

Kevin McAllister was wise beyond his years.

Anyone else keep snacks by their bed "just in case?"

When you do the face swap with your mother-in-law you get a text like this 🤣

When the tweet you were about to tweet made you realize what a fatass you've become...

Betty White says she is 'blessed with good health' as she prepares for her 99th birthday this weekend trib.al/t7mgfq3

I love that it's only 8:15 and I've already puked and rallied..that's 40 finishing the birthday week!

BREAKING- Michigan bars, restaurants can *REOPEN Feb. 1st*... according to State Health Director in a conference call. 🍔🥩🍳🍽🥡🥂🍹🍻🍮🌭🍕 Where do you want to go first???

Missing this guy right now really bad 💔😿

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Nothing says deep cleaning like a visit from your Mom

These chills are for real

If that last post was on Facebook my mom would already be blowing me up

3 pregnant woman to my left, 3 moms to my right... I'm in a literally 40 year old childless nightmare.

I wish my grandpa was as old as Crankshaft 😥When you remember reading these 25-30 years ago and they're still the same, by life isn't.

When your husband saves your life by giving you the Heimlich after choking on rice,and your poor dog is the one that's traumatized

*Getting our 2nd dog*.... "Are you sure?? Do you have the time? The money?? Jealousy an issue??... Do you people with PEOPLE children go through to that?? My OWN Mother is like are you SURE??? Well, We only have animals...so idk... I'm only 40..time will only tell..

I swear, my husband "cleans his room" like a fucking 5 year old.

Anyone else have conversations with their siblings strictly through memes?