You do not have unlimited time. Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

Jobs will call you back a MONTH after you applied… like I already lost everything

When the doctor says “it's just a chest infection” but then Batman walks in with a PS5

How it feels to hear someone get ready at 6am while you’re still cozy in bed

The second funniest is Johnny harassing the golfers with the air horn and when a golfer angrily asks why he’s playing around with a horn, Johnny says “Sorry I’ve got bursitis”.

Halo: Reach easily had the coolest rankup screen in the franchise

I don't wanna be a big people anymore

Watching the 5 hour long 10 person voice chat immediately completely disband when you pull into your driveway after speeding home from your shift

A Beyblade tournament in Michigan is offering a Honda Civic to first place It costs $40 to enter the Red Line Rumble, and an actual car is the top prize

I love it but I hate the way it tastes

🐸FROG SQWAD STEAM KEYS GIVEAWAY To enter: -like the post -follow -repost -comment the post 4 people will get a steam key + 3 invites for your friends Results in 24 hours, good luck!

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it really did…😔

Nunca vimos al Rayo McQueen ganar una Copa Pistón