frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago

My favorite thing to see in L.A. is Puppet Up and it’s not even close. Another phenomenal show and I got to share it with some of my favorite people in the world.

AND I MET MY HERO, BEAR. 😭

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

I used to be so cool what happened

Patti LuPone: “I feel as if Broadway is turning into Disneyland, circus or Las Vegas… the ticket prices: outrageous. There’s so many obstacles that prevent Theatre from being the tool that it should be in our society, which is an education.”

Why am I scared of Alf

I don’t know WHAT is happening to my brain but I haven’t been able to remember what year it is like several times this year.

Thread of every Rainbow Dash anti lesbian meme I could find, in honor of lesbian visibility week : 🧵

Men over 5”10 can’t resist tapping the top of the doorframe when they leave a room.

“If they ban tiktok they could ban anything!” Dawg they assassinated Martin Luther King Jr

I think I win this! I had a rapper with millions of followers not pay me $1000 for work I did for him , and after I called him out for it he paid someone $200 to photoshop my head on a dogs body💀💀

Okay I’m watching Immaculate

Is anybody else seeing the Foghorn Leghorn memes or is my brain trying to comfort me as I die?

In high school a teacher said that blue eyeshadow was for harlots and when I remembered that, I bought blue eyeshadow.

This is all I need when I don’t want to cook.

I had no business being 11 and obsessed with Slingblade

The Game Grumps got to play with swords today on #10minutepowerhour !!
But the real question is… did Vanessa Guerrero get to channel her inner Lady Snowblood this day?

Everyone that’s ever lived with me has had to hear me describe every dump I’ve ever taken. Thems the rules.