Depiction of ⁦@bluekirbyfi⁩ discussing a new feature on the $yfi roadmap.

GM everyone! Depiction of how my portfolio looks during this market correction as I buy the dip. Hope everyone is staying safe and sane.

Me watching the candle charts as $ETH inches towards the 3k line. Stay safe out there everyone!

Me and my friends talking about our red crypto portfolios over discord and telegram right now.

Depiction of a wild zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ in 2026 hiding from the SEC after president Elizabeth Warren declares all cryptocurrency illegal.

When the market turns red and my gains go missing, this is what I do with my hardware wallet. Sometimes 💎 🙌🏻 requires a little help from above.

Depiction of the ALT in my portfolio turning green after a few days being in the red. instagram.com/tv/CYmUUVyKJsG…

Depiction of how I feel waiting for mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster) to come out of the bunker and tweet again. youtu.be/NAEppFUWLfc

Another day has passed with no twitter activity from mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster) after his battle with the wicked witch of the west. A search party comprised of members of the Rainbow community has been dispatched to oz to find him. Hopefully he is okay & not in need of legal assistance

Day 4 of no twitter activity from mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster). Rumor has it that he had fled the city to a secret bunker. Meanwhile a special session of the United Nations general assembly has been convened to consider charging him with crimes against humanity for firing a community manager

Day 5 of no tweets from mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster). A cautious Mike emerges from his bunker complex to survey the crypto twitter battlefield for lawsuits and nasty tweets. Perhaps now is the time for him to return to the surface and resume his battle against rogue community managers?

Day 6 of no tweets from mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster). At the request of the other Rainbow founders, Mike has retreated back into his twitter bunker complex. Rumor has it that bands of community managers unencumbered by NDAs are roving the countryside attempting to locate & assassinate him

After nearly two weeks of no tweets mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster) and the rest of the Rainbow leadership team emerge from Twitter suspended animation with some retweets. Hopefully the fallout from firing their infamous social media manager has subsided.

Prays the lord, mikedemarais.eth (on fartcaster) has returned!!

Me opening my crypto portfolio and looking at $ETH

The year is 2023, crypto is in winter and markets across the board are red. Google decides that now is the time to unveil its new web3 product. This is how crypto twitter reacts.

Depiction of my bear market NFT portfolio. Looks pretty but is down bad.

Cryptocurrency Devs in preparation for the ETH merge.

Depiction of my stock and crypto portfolio holding on for dear life in 2022. Please god let it be an uptober!

Breaking: Rumor has it that Benihana is in advanced talks to acquire Rainbow. Steve Aoki is helping negotiate terms of the deal and could possibly be interim CEO of the new joint venture.