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Having an evening beer at Funkys tonight. Not meeting anyone, just getting to know myself. This is 25.

Big Bowling Tournament tonight 1 Like = 1 Strike

Okay Covid low key fell off hard tho lmao😳😂🤪

Life is a prison from which death is the only escape Happy St Paddy’s day!!!

I'm always crying these days. Privatly. For reasons too loquacious and existential for most to comprehend. Let's just say that according to my calculations.. God has forgotten us

Wait is tame impala just one guy?

New haircuts :)

Bury me with my hydro flask

.@minions got my back. Shout out to Gru and them…

Only 51 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes until Minions: The Rise of Gru

I am a family of one. We come into this world alone and we die alone. Ive made hundreds of friends along the way (some famous) but in the end the only person I trust with my life is myself. Take a look in the mirror and smile, you are looking at your best friend and worst enemy

I identify as a minion

Always the ick🤢 Never the Nick😔

New Orleans is so much better than everywhere else that I don’t even care that it sucks

good night Mr. Minions Brightside RN

Thanks traitor joe for spending 1,510 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Scott Street. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1r1uxoy…