"I can't even have a moment of zen when I'm takin a shit!"

Tomorrow's gonna be the best day ever!!

My inability to wake up in the morning is really becoming a problem

On August 21, 2017, a Total Solar Eclipse will blanket ’Muurrica & no other Land on Earth. Details: space.com/33797-total-so…

I think the problem is my bed is TOO comfy, I never want to leave. Ever.

WOW

Trying to look busy at work by googling pictures of Robert De Niro

Jaromir Jagr is unreal in every single sense of the word. x.com/NHL/status/832…

JUST FUCKING DO IT

Powerful, engaging, artistic, beautiful. One of the best films I've seen in a while! A wonderful example of the power of good directing

Not to mention the amazing cast, not a weak link in the whole film!

Gold. x.com/candid_candor/…

John Tortorella on rookie Zach Werenski: "Balls as big as the building, doesn't he?" #TheRightWay x.com/zachwerenski/s…