When I get 0 marks in an exam question

Celebrated my first of many 29th birthdays; which I’ll continue to celebrate until I can no longer get away with it 👵🏻✌🏻

I ain’t playing girl.

My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting

Bets in; after hearing Sweden’s Eurovision entry, I’m calling the win theirs! 🇸🇪 #SWE

Totally buzzing to be doing some Cyber Awareness Training for a client today. Got some awesome slides and new demos. Even if only 1 person implements 1 tip, it’ll be worth it.

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My day summed up so far.

Big announcement to come out of Pittodrie later?

Kudos to Sainsbury's Local, Deeside, Aberdeen for such perfectly satisfying stacking 😍👏🏻

#Crufts #Drago

A lot has happened since my last tweet. Particularly this eternal beacon of joy; my wonderful daughter, Rosie 🥲♥️

Haven’t noticed any new Banksy paintings since the Queen died …

Me after I do 3 squats:

I wonder who was the first person to look at a beehive and think "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I just know it" 🤔💭

Marischal College glows red, white & blue until 10.30pm each night from tonight onwards to show our solidarity with #Manchester