Arrange marriage is a scam .... Ek rishta aaya well to do family h ladke ki govt job bhi h and in his family one of their relative say " ladki ke hairs curly h " humare khandan m sbke straight hairs hi h ..... 😷🥲 Mtlb kya .. kya kru ab ye curly hair ka .

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X has blessed me with the most beautiful soulsister's, brother's, and friends. I’m truly grateful. 🫂♥️

Bhai ye arrange marriage setup m kuch bhi demand kr rhe... If girls side se kuch demand aa jaye to family achi nhi h mujhe nhi Krna shaadi bol dete h....

My MA degree is 10% Economics and 90% staring at a Matrix wondering where I missed a sign. 🔢📉 "Quantitative Methods" sounds so sophisticated until you're crying over a Lagrange multiplier at 1 AM. Any other Eco students currently questioning their life choices? 🙋‍♀️☕️

normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life

My body: 20-something. My back: 65. My desire to socialize: 0. My bank account: Asking for help. Is this what adulthood was supposed to be? Because I’d like a refund. 💀✋

POV: heartbreak got so bad even germs aren’t surviving anymore 💀

Jaise hi thodi garibi door hoti hai ek naya virus aa jata hai 😭

"Economics is common sense made difficult." 📈 I used to think I was smart until I opened an Advanced Macroeconomics textbook. Now I just look at the graphs and nod like I know what's happening. 😂✋

Timeline dekh ke lag raha sabka character development ho rha h 🫠

Twitter connections come with plot twists .... don't meet them 🫠😷

"Filhaal toh" bas sukoon chahiye. No drama, no attachment, just long walks and a playlist that understands me better than people do. 🎞️✨ What’s that one song you’re currently gatekeeping? 🎧

I hate when people say “you hurt me” Like tf did you think actions come without consequences?

Karlo hurt mera kya bigadega main toh 2 ghanta ro ke bhojpuri playlist pr chill kr lungi .... bihari jo hu

Me and my bestie trying to calculate the 'Opportunity Cost' of going out for dinner instead of studying for our MA exams. (Hint: The cost is our degree, but the lunch was worth it) 🥂✨

Nowadays, people don't show jealousy directly.. they stop liking and replying your tweet.

Don't waste your "dill ka qaraar" on people who deserve "lanat beshumar".

Mohabbat ka toh pata nahi per jo tumse hai wo kisi aur se nahi :)