No Stairway (@filedownthenut) 's Twitter Profile
No Stairway

@filedownthenut

Northern Irish.

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calendar_today22-12-2021 22:53:33

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Dad Jokes (@dadsaysjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them. And they end up marrying each other.

Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gentle parenting is producing a generation of entitled little shits that thinks the world revolves around them. Be loving and compassionate, but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries for gods sake

Brian Atlas (@bd_atlas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The typical narrative of "boys have to learn to not be the monsters they naturally are" while "girls have to learn they are already amazing and special and perfect no matter what anyone says".

No Stairway (@filedownthenut) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I understand this is a joke but it does tell you about the type of graduates our universities have been producing for the past two decades, especially in the arts. “Mozart/Shakespeare/Picasso are shit and I’m sooooooo clever” They’ve only been taught how to destroy, not create

Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I might be in the minority on this, but I feel the whole COVID fiasco has done permanent damage to our ability to interact with one another.

Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@mikebales) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Things I thought I would have as an adult: A thriving career, an impressive 401k, and an amazing social life. What I actually have as an adult: A favorite spatula, crippling anxiety, and a plastic bag filled with plastic bags.

Alice Smith (@thealicesmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Left compares their own civilisation with utopia and therefore hates it. The Right compares their own civilisation with barbarism and therefore loves it.

Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️ (@choffstein) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For millennia, jocks ran everything. The nerds finally take over. And what do they do? Develop AI that wipes out their own coding/math/analysis moats. Creating a social premium on interpersonal skills. The irony.

Brandon Avedikian (@bavedikian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Make it to the Olympics and be the 12th best skater out of 8 billion people in the world, and you win nothing. Be the 12th best plumber in a city of 1 million people, and you are set for life. Life is a game. Be careful which games you play.

Paul Fanning (@trivet1806) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Amazed to discover that a lot of performatively hyper-sensitive race grifters are in fact terrible human beings with no capacity for empathy, sympathy or kindness.