I want a fake job so much you know the type of jobs that sound fancy but you absolutely do nothing at them like a Scuderia Ferrari HP strategist

what's up goats Charles Leclerc Max Verstappen Oscar Piastri

my heart was not having fun but my eyes? oh my god do that again

the holy trinity

no mf I'm going to work

destroy the brits. you're my only hope

MARCELLO HERNANDEZ AND HARRY STYLES ON SNL TONIGHT

que vuelvan las viejas costumbres (podios lestappen)

duality of a fangirl

things me, lando norris & oscar piastri have in common: - didn't participate in the chinese grand prix 2026

it was rare i was there i remember it all too well

Hudson Williams shines as though the heavens themselves had reserved their brightest star to script this moment of grandeur on his #Oscars red carpet debut.

none of the things i wanna say are in the bible

“i don’t want to be perceived” doesn’t mean that i don’t want to be seen with my boyfriend on the red carpet. it means that i don’t want my boyfriend’s parasocial fans stalking me and finding photos with my clients and my cat from years ago. HOPE THIS HELPS.

when the hollanov fic has shane being freakier than ilya

being a real freak internally but basically celibate externally is kinda fun it's like i'm pervert superman

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11