It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic LMAOO

"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed :

She was 16 on the Disney Studios Lot doing cocaine and bullying the Jonas Brothers…an original brat. Don’t piss me off!!!!!

source??? gut feeling

Low-key want people to stop trying to date me and just be my friend lol.

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

if you flirt with me, i am gonna look through all your replies and see how many women you’re thirsting over. no one is safe from my stalking.

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on September 27

i want a man to love me so bad his entire family think i did witchcraft on him

The difference is I can take what I dish out if I missed your birthday just miss mine idgaf

obsessed with the concept of never taking jewelry off like wearing it even when you’re naked or showering or whatever. something fabulous that becomes a part of you

circle so small that when my phone rings i know it's scammers

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

“i don't judge” also me: