NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOL

“I didn’t understand a word” motherfucker you listened to Pearl Jam in the 90s sit down

"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.

for the same reason texans are called texans?????

kevin aymoz skating his short program to judas by lady gaga my KING #OlympicWinterGames

As someone who's been eating meat for 20 years, if all the meat products in the world were manufactured by Israel, I would become a full-blown vegetarian at the drop of a hat. No regrets.

i’ll buy a butt plug in look the cashier dead in the eye idgaf

Il a vraiment la tête d'un français moyen ça me fascine.

Как эти люди смогли полететь на Луну

I like how the Celtic areas are all green and all the English bits look like a Mordor hellscape

"AUCUNE réaction" alors que j'ai acheter deux bouteilles de prosecco ??

not my wife's gay ass seeing titties at the museum and quite literally squealed????? LOUDLY???!?

i see people with glasses have always made that face

we used to have proper noses

me when i try to draw a lion from memory

wifey: "what are you doing?" me: "your mom" wifey:

sorry but as a native french speaker i will always read ntm as nique ta mère first and foremost

Entre ma scolarité « plus jamais la Shoah et le nazisme souvenez vous les enfants » et ce titre de presse de fils de pute je me dis que les adultes se sont bien foutus de ma gueule avec leur mémoire du nazisme et leur « plus jamais ça »

she's such a gossip

Son ex entre 4 planches, elle et son nouveau mec entre 4 murs. Quelle époque mes ailleux.