I do love a bit of Southern Rock! Sunta Templeton My son calls Jessica "the Top Gear theme". When my son is on his drive home from school he will message me the song and band names (not necessary as I am normally listening)

“Never call yourself a master if you’re not willing to learn.” — Sun Tzu

The most important two rules in life: 1. Never give out all the information.

Photo of the Day: A380 flies over the Wearmouth bridge in Sunderland on the 31st Feb 1926 where local Geordies gather to celebrate the Flying Over Gateshead airshow, the event had its own hit theme song "Fog on the Tyne" by local singer Jimmy Nail Photographed from a Canberra

I know it's a long shot, but does anybody know what a trebuchet is?

It’s been 4 months since I bought the book “How to scam people online”, it still hasn’t arrived yet 🤷🏼‍♂️

'It's only Greek sculptures of a certain age that have a problem with the British Museum' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. In the aftermath of the devastating fire vs now.

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

So much of Great Britain was under Norse and Danish control for so long, the sagas should be strongly featured on the National Curriculum

Not surprised. Their feet can barely touch the pedals.

Time for a brisk walk to burn off the 50,000 calories consumed this week. 10-15 minutes should do it. And then... probably a ham sandwich.

A Public Service Announcement Please do not eat or play with yellow snow

I don’t usually get a ton of laughs from candy bar jokes. Just a few snickers.

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