😍

If Jake doesn't give me attention within FIVE minutes, there will be violence directed toward the next person I see. No matter who it is.

...Seriously? As if she didn't try? What does she have to do, slap him across the face?

Results are in! 🎉

Lighten up, grumpy. Just a joke. She /does/ give him a playful little jab to the shoulder, though.

Sounds like something the loser would say.

You sit in your room gaming. I am a star athlete filled with years of pent-up rage. You'd be knocked the fuck out after one hit.

You're right. You probably have really, really strong fingers. Maybe you can pinch me so hard I give up.

I'm gonna equip NOED.

Oh nooooo, I don't have any... Is there anything /else/ I can offer you? 😉

Attempting to cut her hair with a pair of scissors from a med-kit.

I will pull you into the locker with me and kiss you on your stupid face.

|| Haven't been on this account bc DbD has been shit and killed my muse. </3