Let me get this straight - Republicans want to see Hunter Biden’s dick but not Donald Trump’s tax returns.

Good morning Texas! As you wake up without heat, here is a reminder. You could have had heat and Beto O'Rourke or, you could be freezing. You chose the cold. Voting has consequences. My cat #Milo is nice & warm. He endorsed, stands by & is loyal to #Beto.

We interrupt the news about the Monterey Park mass shooting to cover the Half Moon Bay mass shooting. Because we have lost our fucking minds. The Second Amendment, like slavery and subjugation of women, was one of our founders’ worst 18th century ideas. Repeal it.

If you are happy we put every one of Glenn Youngkin’s bills to restrict abortion in the trash this morning please RETWEET this message and let every member of our brick wall know how proud you are of them!

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It's official. I'm running for reelection. Montanans need a fighter that will hold our government accountable and demand Washington stand up for veterans and lower costs for families. I will always fight to defend our Montana values. Let's get to work.

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The bigots, hate-preachers, and supremacists are right to be afraid of us because we in our “wokeness” are going to make sure they do not have the final word here. Kindness is woke.
Compassion is woke.
Generosity is woke,
Love is woke. Woke will win. johnpavlovitz.com/2023/06/05/wok…

Lying to the court in pleadings or oral argument=disbarment. You knowingly lied over and over and over again. You will be convicted of the crimes you committed on behalf of your orange god. Was it worth it? Possibility of jail and losing your law license?

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Donald Trump is weird. JD Vance is very weird. Vivek Ramaswamy is really weird. Elon Musk is really really weird. Lindsey Graham is weird af. Tim Scott is so so so weird. Mike Johnson is incredibly weird. Ted Cruz is insufferably weird. Republicans are fucking weird. Vote Blue.

BREAKING: We are officially launching Walz Wins, an account solely dedicated to uplifting the political victories of Tim Walz and Kamala Harris. Retweet and follow if you’re in to help Kamala Harris and Tim Walz demolish Donald Trump.

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Every time there’s a hurricane, Florida is suddenly chock-full of big-government Socialists.

For our girls and women. For our children.

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