what’s the point of having a blue lock account if no one writes football

ㅤ she ain’t never heard of makeup wipes before. ㅤ

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ * ♡⠀︵ ﹡̩̩͙👑𝅦͙ ꒱ ֪ 𝗀𝗒α𝗋υ ჩıᬗᧉ ꨢ𝘰᧗𖹭ıᥐ𝗈ᅠ♡ ִֶָ ࣪ 𝅄 ִֶָ 𓏲 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘 ׄ ꕮ 𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 𔓘 𝗌𖹭𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗋𑣲 ͜𝗉𝗋ꙇ𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌 𑄽𔘓୧ ˳ 𝆬 ᅠᅠ

⠀ if you don’t kiss your girl after she sucks your dick and swallows your nut, what kind of man are you? ⠀

⠀ ( GASP! 😱 ) B-B-B-B-B-BUNNY!!!!!!!!!! ⠀

⠀ don’t you give me that cute little smile. i should fuck your cunt right now. pissing me off with them big ol’ doe eyes after fucking off the face of the earth. ⠀

⠀ yeah, well, hard to stay mad at you. especially when you ran over to see me just now like a little puppy. you didn’t go and find someone you like better than me, didja? ⠀

⠀ yes the fuck i do. if you ignore me again, my feelings will be hurt! speakin’ of, you feeling better, hun? distance did you some good? ⠀

⠀ … i forgot how dang depressing you can be sometimes. this ain’t news, but i’m not good when it comes to feelings and that kind of crap. so … can i, like, give you a hug if it helps? ⠀

⠀ me next please. ⠀

⠀ yeah, guess that’s my fault. i was expecting a different answer. … anyway, what about me? oh, nothing much. still not the number one striker yet, which is insane, but whaddya gonna do? ⠀

⠀ so, like…why are you doing that? i’m not even being mean, i swear. just…why? ⠀

⠀ that’s mean. ⠀

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