“During your times of trial and suffering, when you only see one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that I was recording Footloose.”

So let me get this straight: Aaron Rodgers can spread misinformation about vaccines, but Colin Kaepernick can't speak the truth about racial injustice?

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

Wordle 255 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The vast majority of people walking away from Christianity in America are not rejecting the person and work of Jesus. They are rejecting faulty biblical interpretations that lead to bigotry, oppression, and marginalization. This rejection isn't unchristian. It is Christlike.

Wordle 285 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My reaction after the first 3 guesses

Wordle 300 6/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Been playing with fire lately Wordle 304 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 316 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Stared at this one for a looooong time

Wordle 320 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 NOOOOOO!!!!

I have tweeted 878 times in 14 years. That feels like a lot. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Wordle 454 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 I feel like they have been saving this one for a while now to simply wipe out everyone's streak and start everyone back at zero. There are at least 7 different variations of this answer.

Twice in one week. Parer was a killer but I rebuke this in the name of the Lord Wordle 457 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩

This is clearly an attempt at placating the masses after the travesty of TRICE and PARER. #NeverForget Wordle 460 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Don't let Scott White see this

#FarmersInsuranceOpen is there a WWI biplane flying over the golf course? All I can hear is the whine of an engine while the guys are putting

Wordle 599 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Crushed it today. Finally got my 3 guesses ahead of my 5 guesses.

Just watched the Star Wars kid documentary about Ghyslain Raza . I remember how hard I laughed when I first saw it, then how sad I felt when I learned the truth about what a poor 15 yr old kid went through. So glad to see him grow up to be a strong, brilliant, resilient young man

SALLY IS NOT A FRICKING WORD