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Me: don't worry, I'm not allergic to penicillin any more. Been taking it with no problems for 10 years Also me: proceeds to vomit for five hours after one dose of amoxycillin

Hello. What's wrong with my judas tree please thanks? #trees #tree #PlantHealth

Nothing beats the rush of opening an avocado of uncertain ripe status

I'm so excited my cheeks hurt and I keep forgetting to breathe. I've been wanting to do this for SO GODDAM LONG and it's an absolute dream to be doing it with @SarahRoyston4 @TimothyJJarvis and Dr K Ellsworth-Krebs 🍉 😍😍😍

The inevitable has happened. I bought yellow dungarees.

Doing a Voyager rewatch and I've can't stop laughing every time someone says Chakotay. There must be a supercut of all the different pronunciations?! ChahKOAtaeyy!

Woo! Honoured to be in such esteemed company <3

I want to go to a workshop on Douglass Adams' descriptions, analogies and characterisation. He's just so incredibly good. Anyone out there wanna run one for Writers' HQ?!

The Amazing Spiderman is to the franchise what Discovery is to Star Trek

My chicken kettle has died and I can't buy a replacement and I will never EVER recover from this terrible loss

I've got a #CreativeWriting newsletter coming out on Friday. Sign up for links to sub calls, stories, a versatile writing prompt & other groovy things. matgost.substack.com Includes shout-outs and links to: The Braag | Press & Journal @SarahRoyston4 Sarah Lewis National Flash Fiction Day & more!

Eldest child has changed my name in her phone to Spawn Point. Parenting is beautiful.