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Emily

@ffsamemoir

Expat/repat. Photog, writer, a lover of alliteration. Liberal with commas. Mother, info-junkie, music-lover, derby gal, ambulance-dweller

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Fellow Black men, Next time a wealthy white Republican tells you not to be scared of the police if you’re not doing anything wrong, tell them not to be scared of the IRS if they’re not cheating on their taxes.

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I am very much enjoying listening to a woman flying standby on an oversold flight demanding to be put in first class.

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I know money doesn't buy happiness, but it would buy me a Delta One suite on this flight, which would allow me to sleep, which would make me very happy

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Waiting for headliner to come on stage, dude next to me pulled something crinkly from his pocket. I figured it would be a pack of earplugs. It was a croissant.

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God I was in a basement in Montmartre listening to French spoken word poetry and feeling so worldly and artsy and now it's suddenly turned into a metric shit-ton of drunk Canadians singing Strangers in the Night. Sort of feels like a metaphor for my life at large.

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Whenever I feel a bit guilty that Americans mispronounce David Bowey, I can take comfort in the fact that the French call the star of Terminal and Big "Tom Onks"

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According to app, I've walked 40 miles and climbed 68 flights of stairs in the past week. I feel like it should say something like "you must be in Europe, enjoy!" with those numbers.

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Hey, if someone could put together, like, a Schoolhouse Rock album with all paramedic knowledge in the next 3 days, that would be greeeeeeat.

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There's always an "I'm white but I'm not xxx white" thing, and I'm going the other way today. I'm driving through LA blasting Bjork in my rental Toyota Corolla white; I'm exactly that white.

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I watch this and first thought-- after wow, she's badass-- is wondering if martin doherty crossed the channel to help out with a French banger youtu.be/wMkcF4NtvG8?si…