🚨: This is the most detailed view of a human brain to date.

It’s been fun guys. 15 years. But I’m signing off. You guys helped me through some hard times. But a new chapter is starting. Peace🤘🏻 Closing down for good tonight.

oh to be loved instead of tolerated.

It's not fair that someone's first time ever trying to speak Spanish to a Brazilian overlaps with the one millionth time that someone tried speaking Spanish to me, so I say nothing.

lucky for my bf i have never seen any movie ever. no marvel, transformers, Harry Potter, anything

Sure sex is cool, but has anyone ever made you feel safe?

You ever just be sitting there quietly and then your brain is like "O, O, O, O'Reilly's...auto parts".

Ohh I think you got your peanut butter in my chocolate

3rd grade teacher tricks out her classroom door

Refill, please.

i fucking hate my phone. i hate scrolling i hate being a fucking dumb monkey looking at screen

I can't help but stare 💕

If I have to watch this bills Super Bowl commercial ONE MORE TIME HOLY

Star Wars

does anyone with a foot fetish want to come over give me a foot rub and then leave

Well…it…is pretty

I have talked to fucking zero people today and replied to 3 texts with nah I'm fucking out this weekend