Like Avasarala, I feel like the daily news is a repeating lesson on how I haven't been cynical enough.

People. Wake. Up. This is a red alert.

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

Kākāpo 😂

Ouch ouch ouch ouch.

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don’t have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487

I'm a DC licensed attorney. If you signed an NDA to protect a crooked racist homophobic senator and need an attorney to review it pro bono, DM me.

You look at the polls and think "he can't win." But Trump's path to victory doesn't depend on persuading Americans. It depends on voter suppression, mass disinformation, foreign interference, and unabashed use of executive branch power to shape events, and perceptions, this fall.

Laura Tingle, last December. This has always been apparent.

Uhhhh.... Not playing around here, I see.

Thanks, I’m fine. But everyone better vote.

I’m just assuming everyone has a “You’re Fired!” Tweet in your drafts standing by, right?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 11 Dec 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

On average, 10 people are testing positive for COVID-19 every minute. 10-12% of those end up hospitalized, stressing our health care system even more.  Stay home. Quarantine for 10 days if you've traveled, are a close contact, or been at a gathering. Your bubble is not safe.

Samesies.

Joshua Malina understands the assignment.

**Stay out of Melbourne city** on Saturday if you can: some of these protesters are scary. I really feel for the police who will have to be there.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 11 Dec 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 11 Dec 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).