"They feel too gentle-" x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Right-- and their wings are like camouflage.." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Never judge by appearances." Shakes head. x.com/lovemeevergree…

"An innocent looking bastard who's never innocent." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"The Loki cycle. Things happen because of him, but then he resolves it anyways." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"At least he's a little bit responsible." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Which is rarely. He's always the angry kind." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"How's that." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Then why?" x.com/lovemeevergree…

"I see now." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"It's cheap labour." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Let me correct that... ... it's slavery." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Well, you don't really pay me as well, but then again, I live with you and your wife." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"Hey, I do the house work. I want benefits." x.com/lovemeevergree…

"I'm just an idiotic servant who's never had a girlfriend that lasted about a month or week." x.com/astonecoldbitc…

"I don't even do anything anymore! She just glares at me everytime I pass by!" x.com/lovemeevergree…

"My recent girlfriend is afraid of me, do I decided to break up with her. My relationships with girls end up becoming rather toxic." x.com/astonecoldbitc…

"None, really." x.com/lovemeevergree…

Yawns.