I fell asleep while having a snack, because that’s where I’m at in my life right now, and I woke up with melted chocolate all over my shirt and chest. Kill me.

Suited up.

I can’t believe I finally get to shower and then get to bed. God bless.

I won't be around for the next few days. I'll try to reply to DMs, so please don't hesitate to contact me if you need something.

Thanks.

Must cling forever.

Okay but why does it have to be /this/ cold?

have you ever been so whipped for a person that it physically hurts?????? because same????????

SOFT HOURS.

I'm the worst at showing affection in public, so I'll just keep it short. You're the most amazing person anyone could ever meet. My person. You've brought so much light and happiness into my life, I can barely believe that you're real. Happy birthday, @slitherains. I love you.

This is a fan account for my girlfriend now.

I'm whipped... again.

Having the most perfect girlfriend in the whole universe? I can relate.

I have the sweetest girlfriend in the world and there are tears in my eyes all of a sudden. 💕💖💗💘💞

Hi, working overtime is a nightmare. 0/10 would recommend. Goodbye.

Your favorite lesbians from next door!!!

I love you more than you could ever imagine.