Watching BBC Breakfast and it turns as Liverpool are playing that the Community Shield is indeed a trophy.

Don’t say anything just rt

Finally found something that Jamie Ohara did in football. Well found Ceefax 303 👏

Arsenal 5 points clear with a third of the season gone. Probably 2 points dropped today but I’d have bitten your hand off at the start of the season for this position with Liverpool, Chelsea, Utd and Newcastle away games already gone. As ever, the game at the Etihad is huge.

Can someone please tell Timber to get out of Gyokeres’ way!!!

Lovely to see Gakpo give it the full Richarlison. Nothing more amusing, and than a shirt off celebration for a goal that earns a draw in a relatively meaningless game.

Keep being told that Wirtz and Ekitike are now the read deal. Feels like a low bar.

When Arsenal win the league by one goal, the meltdown will be magnificent.

At a time when Eni Aluko is rightly getting pelters, it is worth mentioning that Gary Neville is still Sky’s foremost co-commentator. He has just ridiculed a top flight referee & the VAR team for getting a decision 100% correct. The goal couldn’t be given due to Haaland’s foul.

About time own goal upped his game and got a goal. Was going to take him out of my fantasy league team #ARSWIG

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Dear Gigaclear. Thanks for letting me know that my already inflated monthly price is going up by £3 a month. Thanks for the circular letters in the post telling me the offers available to new subscribers. Thanks that the line consistency is getting worse. Thanks for not caring.

I would happily pay more council tax if my council replied to imbeciles in this way.

It shows how low punditry has got and the level of media hysteria, that BBC Breakfast have to bring on Tony Pulis to actually start talking sense. Tony Pulis, I tell you. The voice of reason. Still intensely dislike him and can’t forgive for Shawcross on Ramsey, but here we are.

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Thought I’d cheer myself up by locating the fact that Tottenham have lost 48 games at the toilet bowl since 2019. This is compared to Arsenal losing 49 games at the Emirates since 2006!

Chelsea manager more than a little bit bitter. And why is she being interviewed when she was sent off for moaning? #CHEARS

From what I can see, this wonderful ‘rivalry’ between Liverpool and Man City is essential Liverpool having their pants pulled down.