❝Matty...you aren't in trouble again, are you?❞

❝You did good baby.❞ Chloe ruffled his hair a little before fixing it for him.

❝Be good to your cousin.❞ Then again, boys will be boys.

❝Supposedly we made a spawn of our own and...your nephew has taken to be a in some kind of drug gang.❞

❝Like you even need a reason to.❞ She let out a faint snicker. ❝I thought you were going to stop smoking.❞

She paused too, out of awkwardness. ❝We did the Devil's tango 16 years ago...and made a wonderful kid called Ethan.❞

❝Sam, you were a bad influence, we know. You still are.❞

❝He is your child, but he is charming, like his mother.❞

❝No, you probably gave him something else. Or the natural headache.❞

❝Is there hot cocoa involved?❞

Makes a mental note to change Ethan's name to Frazer.

❝Don't hate the player, hate the game.❞ Chloe quietly sipped her hot cocoa. ❝I'm just here for the hot cocoa.❞

❝Why? Hot cocoa and myself have a lot in common, we're both sweet and very hot.❞ Chloe smirked and was about done with her hot beverage.

❝Like you could disagree...❞ They were once lovers, a long time ago.

❝I'ᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ sᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀʀᴋ, ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ...ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.❞ —#TombRaider/#Uncharted —Descriptive —All crossovers welcome! —21+ —AU —DMs are open —Shipped with Nathan Drake. —#Magpie —RT please?

ᵞᵒᵘ ᵃˢˢʰᵒˡᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶤᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵐᶤˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵗʳᵃᶤᶰˑ •ᵁᶰᶜʰᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁽ᴬˡˡ⁾ •ᴸᶤᵗˑ/ˢᵉᵐᶤ⁻ᴰᵉˢᶜʳᶤᵖˑ •ˢʰᶤᵖ ᴿᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈᵎ [Lᴀʀᴀ Cʀᴏғᴛ] •ᴴᵉᵃʳᵗ ᴼᶠ ᴹᶤˣᵗᵃᵖᵉᵎ •ᴿᵀ/ˢʰᵒᵘᵗᵒᵘᵗˢ ᴬᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵃᵗᵉᵈᵎ ᵀʰᵃᶰᵏˢᵎ

||; Go ahead, attack my new Lara Croft. Lᴀʀᴀ Cʀᴏғᴛ

𝙲𝚑𝚕𝚘𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚛 [Cʜʟᴏᴇ Fʀᴀᴢᴇʀ.] ♔ sᴛᴜʙʙᴏʀɴ ♔ ; ❝You’ll die..❞