Waiting for the uber with low battery

Not my dad cursing you with the banger “May you live through historic times”

Grocery shopping date night but we slap these bad boys on anything phallic shaped

scrolling though my phone while lightly tapping at my keyboard to make "productive sounds"

me cory booker 🤝 never shutting the fuck up

Phila Art Museum has a exhibit on art and culture from the 40s and it’s so timely rn

I try to hit the sweet spot of cringe and genuine care for wellbeing when interacting with the youths in my life (aka my job) - its working well so far

“His wife was furious” - god forbid a man have a hobby

Those who don’t ride septa dont understand how many people using its services on a daily basis are literal children going to and from school and how that will have consequences on the education of the people growing up in this city

Saw a breaking meme and immediately messaged the work chat

Need to do this with my vape

It’s about control and punishment

By the time this season is over, the NFL is just going to ban football because EAGLES.

i will die for my country philadelphia

Queen

Trump is using the government shutdown to manipulate a food crisis and let crime explode so that he can send in troops and declare martial law Additionally, he totally doesn’t plan to leave his position of power until he fucking feels like it

Okay so, Vance replaces Usha for C. Kirk’s widow - succession line in place for when trump inevitably croaks in the nearish future

going for a 36 year record here...