To be clear, sex with someone outside your household is illegal, unless of course your eyesight has been affected by the virus and you accidentally go into the wrong house and pump yer neighbour. That is understandable and in the small print of the guidelines.

After reopening under one-metre social distancing, a gastropub operator in Denmark’s capital has revealed that it would have been ‘impossible’ for his businesses to turn a profit had measures not been reduced from two metres #ukpubs morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2020/0…

So let me guess. The people condemning Cummings are now saying the BLM protest are OK. And the people who defended Cummings are now condemning the BLM protests. That the basic state of play at 2.30.

⁦Piers Morgan⁩ ...maybe you can rant about this on Monday on @gmb ...while I organise my dads funeral for 12!! 😡

Another day without a confirmed hospital death related to COVID-19 in Cornwall bit.ly/3dEADi0

Your first trip back to the bar could be sooner than expected cornwalllive.com/news/uk-world-…

"We cannot go on like this as a country" Heathrow Airport chief executive John Holland-Kaye says the country needs to start planning to open its borders #KayBurley Read more on quarantine rules: trib.al/y1HJtWf

Positive news in the county this afternoon cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…

League 1 baby!!!! What a club 💚💚💚

We live in SW France and are fortunate to do so. From here the UK, through it’s government, is a joke, an embarrassment, a pariah, an irrelevance, a petty little country eaten up by it’s own pathetic self-importance. Little England. Well done Tories and like minded idiots.

This week, for the first time since lockdown, our team has been brewing and barrelling cask beer so we can start to re-supply pubs with fresh beer as soon as we're able to. That first sip is getting closer... #CaskIsComing

It is with great sadness that I have to tell you that fellow old codger & founding member of Canary Trail Events Mark Thornberry Mark Thornberry passed away peacefully last night surrounded by his family & watching his favourite film. Our thoughts are with his family at this time.

"As of today we have no finalised safety guidelines and no definitive date for reopening – we need both today (Monday 15 June) if pubs are to reopen on 4 July." British Beer & Pub Association #ukpubs buff.ly/2N1QD1O

We're back 😎

'Theatres can reopen to show recorded shows, but not live performance because of issues around socially distancing performers and the risks associated with singing.' How about where you can socially distance performers? Or stage monologues? Come on UK Theatre, help us here. 😢

More good news today cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…

Them’s me daps 👌😃 New INOV8 TERRAULTRA G 270 available a week today. And they’re ace in the hole. More info: inov-8.com/coming-soon #GetAGrip #GrapheneGrip #ZeroDrop #Gspot #yellow #orisitgreen?

Brilliant news bit.ly/2PjP80a

Well..... You get the gist of it 🙄😂😂 @Therunningdan ..centurionrunning , #LeJoGFKT