Another house of faith targeted, this time a synagogue. Our sacred places [our schools, churches, synagogues, temples and mosques], our beloved neighbors... thehill.com/homenews/state…

#DaylightSavings is ridiculous, it's 5:30 and already getting dark out

We need this 🌲 share.teamtrees.org/542737057t #TeamTrees

"Starting 14 Jan., Dept. of Agriculture will no longer regulate movement of living ash trees or borer-infested wood w/in the U.S. ... Instead, it plans to ramp up an effort to control emerald ash borer by releasing tiny wasps that parasitize and kill the beetles." sciencemag.org/news/2021/01/d…

Of course there are

I need better friends

If cabbage what you need Plant a cabbage seed

Instead of rolling up a blunt why dont you roll up to the grocery store to buy a cabbage you stupid drug addict stop destroying your family

Study tip: laminate your notes so your tears roll right off.

Why is it I pay $40 a month for employee parking, and I can't park when I work on game day?

If I can hear the lyrics of the song your listening to through your earbuds you should probably turn the volume down

How fucking hard is it to be quiet in the quiet section? Like really? How hard? There's so many signs that say "respect others be quiet"

Happy Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day

Happy Valentine's day

Apparently somebody in my plant propagation class tried to grow weed in the greenhouses. They even put their name on the pot as if nobody in the horticulture department would recognize weed.

If I can audibly hear your dubstep from 3 seats away through your headphones you might want to be concerned about your hearing