Ian Hislop, 'Lee Anderson did a thing about St George's Day where he said he was incredibly proud.. He had St George's Day cufflinks.. And he said: this is one in the eye for all you lot of avocado eating Palestinian flag wavers'

'And I was thinking: St George came from

📸 We gave The Comeuppance cast a disposable camera 👇

★★★★ The Observer ★★★★ Financial Times ★★★★ Daily Express ★★★★ WhatsOnStage

Catch this ‘laugh-aloud drama’ (Evening Standard) before it closes on 18 May 🎟️ almeida.co.uk/comeuppance

Tory MPs just voted to insist that Afghan interpreters who served British armed forces can be sent to Rwanda.

A scheme which costs £2m per asylum seeker. A £500m+ scheme for less than 1% of asylum seekers. Which now includes those who worked with our troops

Shameful & shambolic

For anyone who has been interested in my lawsuit against the Sun, the news is that  I’ve had to settle my claim out of court before it gets to trial. A 🧵…

This Kirsten Dunst press tour has given us some all-timers

Ferdinand Kingsley on The Comeuppance at the Almeida Theatre

'It’s a play for people who are trying to deal with living'

Ferdinand Kingsley talks with us about returning to the stage in The Comeuppance at Almeida Theatre

Read the interview now:
theartsdispatch.com/ferdinand-king…

Ginny H Ball is the Reform Party's candidate for parliament at the next election for Rutland and Stamford. Perhaps we should take a closer look at her previous tweets and stated opinions?

So sorry everyone, but did Emery say that Ollie Watkins had to be substituted because “he has a hard-on”? #avfc #utv

Come on then.

I have never screamed at Rex on set.
(I scream at her on lunch breaks and also on public transport.)

Sunak is a stupid, weak little fuck who wants the big bullies to bully anyone except him. History’s full of these dweebs. I cannot wait for him to just be yet another failed politician.

Loved talking to Zak from Screen Rant about #Reacher and my unbearable ego.

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

Listen to Michelle Mone try to explain that her *family* has not made tens of millions of pounds. It’s just her *husband* who has made tens of millions of pounds

Please remember that I am a very serious and powerful actor with dangerous charisma.

I’m sorry to have to tell you all this but they have put the Christmas tree up in Homebase

Lots of these dudes about today

C4 Producer: “How about Russell Brand as a host?”

Women: “We have reason to believe he’s violently misogynistic to women”

C4: “….so it sounds like women are the problem here?”

Katy Perry on divorcing Russell Brand: “I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day. I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me”