I think I'm schitzo man every time I look up the deer are either suddenly appearing or disappearing

Dryfit Venables

How're they gonna do that from the couch

Having fun watching big bro from the couch?

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch

Sous vide beef tenderloin got me shitting mid dinner to make more room

VLM is ice fucking cold rn I am in real life debt rn

Secured an Asian and Indian for first project group

🦜

Why was it challenging what happened

I am slowly losing faith that I will find a normal woman to date

Dude I know hot chicks irl by their Instagram username

#Alabama’s athletics director needs to take a trip to Saudi Arabia.

Every woman has built in HR lingo that comes out the second they start to lose feelings for you

I'm so washed

This 97 year old burner still posts about viral tweet the old fashioned way

Called my mom to say what's up and she threw me a large chunk of change bc I said my date for this weekend is kinda fat #winning ?

What are they all aiming to accomplish with this

Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Jalen Milroe