“‘Sorry Dak, we have Andy Dalton.’ Say that to yourself out loud.” - @StanleyClyde 😂😂

The *cling* sound from hitting the rack during a bench press rep is actually Jesus ringing the shame bells from Game of Thrones for that set you ego lifted last week because someone attractive was close by. You thought no one noticed but Gym Jesus did. #gymlife #gymhumor

Peaceful protests died 6 months ago, let’s not act all surprised now.

Have you ever had such a bad day that you’re just waiting for the work day to be over so you can go cry in your car? Asking for a friend.

The rich complaining about their livelihood being manipulated is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 😂

I genuinely want to know why being openly sexist against men is socially acceptable?

It’s been great over the last 24 hours reading people DM me and justify sexism on different platforms. #sarcasm #sexism

Handing Brady another one. But he’s the GOAT” right? 😂 What a joke.

It’s disgusting that people can support bullying and punish the victim for not submitting to the will of the mob. #Justice4Gina It’s pathetic to see Hollywood’s “conform or else” mentality see them get their way.

*Listens to the National Anthem* “Yeah this song is about me. I’m really glad everyone is stopping what they are doing to pay respects to this beautiful song in honor of me. It’s totally not about the country I love and the constitution I swore an oath to.” Said no veteran ever.

Justin Fuente and Whit Babcock never fail to disappoint us ! Their tenures here couldn’t end any quicker #Hokies

Justin Fields is the best QB in this draft

Being for real. Moderate dieting, a little cardio, weight lifting, and natural testosterone supplements are the cheat code to better physical and mental health for men in their late 20’s - 30’s.

Exciting time for college athletes.Most excited for non-scholarship athletes who may have been working jobs outside of sports to make ends meet. Free meals, sponsored posts, signings will make their lives a lot easier. Long overdue.

Dude Kia Kara-Fance is an animal. I feel like God adapted the honey badger prototype to a human and incidentally created KKF. #whatafight #holyshit

Kenobi Ep. 3 has me screaming!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! 🤘🏽 #Kenobi

Watch Bosa…lol. Yea the nfl doesn’t want KC to win.

It’s not the truth that hurts us, It’s the lies we want to believe with our whole being that just aren’t so.

"You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees." - Joseph Heller (“Catch 22” - 1961)