England could be several in front already. And they’d be well worth it. #FRAENG

Did someone just say ‘England have to address the physicality piece’? #ITVSport

Why do websites still want you to ‘view offers’ or ‘learn more’? These aren’t words people use (ok, apart from when they lapse into estate agent-speak to look round a house). What’s wrong with ‘see offers’ or ‘find out more’?

Wiegman’s theatrics over a blatant offside are pretty grating. As are NL defenders’ apparent inability to jump. As are beeb commentators’ attempts to manufacture sense of jeopardy for England. This is a romp. #EngNed

When the heck is tea? #bbccricket

Marks and Spencer was founded by Michael Marks (מיכאל מאַרקס) a Yiddish-speaking refugee from Belarus. Few of his original colleagues spoke much English. I imagine they faced a lot of racism, but not, thankfully for them, from employees of GB News.

Goodbye Allan. You were a pioneer of great children's literature, both in picture books and poetry. You were clever, funny and wise. My children loved your books. So did and so DO I. theguardian.com/books/2025/jul…

Local business runs public #toneofvoice experiment.

Local garage proudly displays impressive photo with somewhat bewildering caption.

The Oxford comma account appears not to know what the Oxford comma is.

In celebration of Leeds United’s Premier League return, we’re giving away a brand new 2025/26 #LUFC kit. To enter: ✔️ Like & RT ✔️ Follow LUFCFANZONE 🏆 Winner announced before the Everton match. Best of luck — and here’s to a huge season ahead 👊

Happen to channel hop on to Casablanca just at the moment where Ingrid gets Sam to play that tune. And then hear Claude Rains go on about precedents being ‘broken’.

Who made this? 🤣

I might have to stop watching football if football pundits keep talking about ‘the football club’ on a football programme that everyone knows is about football.

#MoTD