they want to take this away from you.

me when i try to show internetboobs𖤐 songs from my youth

village idiot jobs near me average village idiot salary

i swear im not angry that's just my face

sorry i can't come to work i drank a venti iced coffee and listened to speak now from start to finish and now im feeling too vulnerable and also i shit my pants

where is the war on drugs when u need it

me when i hit somebody's vape because im stressed and then i remember the only reason nicotine calms people down is because they're addicted to it and now im stressed with a headache

my mother doesn't know my name. i'm sure she's heard it from the mouths of strangers, but i know she looks at me and sees herself.

sorry im late i was looking through my camera roll for an hour trying to figure out which version of me is the hottest

She’s flying into a gamer rage

this is so real

honestly me being in nursing school is so funny. every time i go to clinical im like woah i can't believe they let me do this

what if it was spelled penace. that would be funny i think

I thought edtwt was twitters erectile dysfunction community, many have followed me lately making me wonder the type of message I'm sending here. Relieved to find out it's just dumb skanks who *claim* to barely eat, though you'd never guess it from their thunderthighs & buccal fat

teeth sparkle in the moonlight 🧛🏻💎✨

man who let the dogs out ??