wow . you're really ploughing through 'em . what are you , thirty ? save some one true loves for your middle age .

yeesh . . . i can see it . my point stands , anyhow . you - you got plenty of time to get your heart broken .

. . . uh - huh . drop dead smoking . all i'm saying is you probably - probably shouldn't let this ruin your life .

( she ponders for a moment , debating ribbing the guy a bit more , before dropping it . ) yeah ? fair enough .

wh - ? ! UNCALLED FOR . you know how rude it is to say that about a lady ? no wonder your girlfriends keep leaving you ! ( yikes ! )

i'm sure it's this suave - ass demeanour and your half - grown porn stache that make you such a hit with the ladies . ( well , now she's pissed . )

isn't it just tragic ?

there's a brief pause . her curiosity was definitely piqued , but it seemed like a bad time . even she could pick up on that . " fair enough . " she hums . " i've been around the block enough to know how much this shit can suck . "

ha ! if he even can . i refuse to believe having such depressing facial hair is a CHOICE on his part.

it explains a lot , y'know . the insecurity .

" ah , ya never do . that's the worst part . " there was a small , wry chuckle . " but what i DO know is that on - and - off relationships are never gonna go down well . "

" yeesh . and feelings are already getting hurt THIS badly ? even i know that's toxic as shit . " she falters , then , realising she probably wasn't being super tactful . " but , uh , i know it can still feel shitty . "

" most emotions are , unfortunately . 's why scientists like me fuckin' hate them . " she'd lightly joke , trying to keep the mood up . " . . . something's on your mind . what's up ? spit it out . "

( sneaking up on 💤;𝕬 𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉, 𝖆 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊. , throwing an arm around his shoulders . ) YO , BP ! you wanna go grab a beer with me or what ?

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( sneaking up behind 💤;𝕬 𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉, 𝖆 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊. . . . quiet . . . quiet . and she LEAPS , arms and legs wrapped around him from behind . ) surprise , bitch ! how the hell have you been ? !

holy mother of - MORTI ?

( oh , wait . shit . this is serious . it's not long before she's kneeling at morticia's side , taking her hands within her own . ) hey , hey , i told you to let me know before you go travelling by yourself . tell grandma what happened .