Anyone interested in a 2 Minute Sneak Peek of Dexter Season 7? (spoilerish): youtu.be/rzzwNUBc2Z0

I like going up to corrupt cops and squeezing the jelly out their donuts.

@jklochan donglord69 Ur pathetic.Did you actually think that was clever?? I'm sure ur 4 followers were very impressed by ur wit.

#Rape shown on #Tosh show. feministarmchairregime.tumblr.com/post/270988796…

An #Iranian #Vampire Western? Yes! Make it happen for A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT in pre production on Indiegogo💡 igg.me/p/163120?i=twtr

JEN KIRKMAN please also get people who say impact instead of effect.

I tell kids " live life to the fullest because u never know when u r going to kill yourself".

Just a shot in the dark,but maybe if you stopped referring to her as "trust-fund transsexual" Diane Wells,she'd be more likely to be...

@lilyinapad Right back atcha!

Law & Order: If you're doing a Sandusky-inspired show about a child-molester coach YOU CAN'T CAST THE DAD FROM THE WONDER YEARS AS THE COACH

I refuse to eat "desserts" anywhere that the menu offers "deserts". #SpellingSnobOrIslamophobia

An off-duty officer shot and killed his son after mistaking him for an intruder. Hmm...I guess his son was black #NoJusticeNoPeace...

"You need to go to the beach!" #ThingsBoysSayAfterRejection #FlatbushFlack

Important info, infographics & actions on gun violence bit.ly/NOG1fQ #guncontrol #commonsense #wellduh

Even George Costanza gets it! twitlonger.com/show/if2nht #guncontrol #notajoke

James Holmes reportedly spent thousands on bullets,firearms & other weapons...What kind of student loan package was this guy getting?!!!

Don't wear shorts in Boro Park in the summer.You won't get basic respect or even directions.You will get entire sidewalks to yourself tho.

I have this inexplicable urge to watch #Flashdance...and weld things. #ClassicJenniferBeals

My roommate only wanted to use natural products to clean, but the place was a sty. Guess she practiced the "rhythm method" of housekeeping?

This is the kind of cold that leads to Craigslist casual encounters #ineedadog #truestory