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(CHEERING)

She’s staring at her…..making puppy eyes…

Pyro ushers her to try them, waving her massive glove encouragingly

It tastes….sweet? And…normal… It’s a charcoal cookie. They’re only pitch black because they have a little charcoal in them! Pyro likes the subtle rich and smoky taste of charcoal, because it tastes like fire!

Pyro can be bulky n muscular. As a treat.

(LIFTS DEMOMAN FOR FUN)

(Petting a raccoon)

She shuffles right over to him! She looks at the box…then back at Jeremy. Then the box…. Is for her…?

Throwing a shirt at the man….it’s cold…

Throws a baking sheet at the reader

Looks like he didn’t understand she was trying to play makeshift frisbee……

SHE SCREAMS! There’s glitter on his face!

He was supposed to catch it??? She shrugs with energy, throwing her hands in the air.

Where’s the fun in that??? Throwing things is more fun!

Pyro was baking, and she wanted Scout to throw it away, since most of her baking sheets end up charred……

(Falling asleep)