Your GF is jealous of my fat ass. Wanna clap my cheeks to make her even more jealous?

My love. Sweetheart. Darling. I'm supposed to be the dumb one who gets things wrong in this relationship.

Teagan butt. Bigger than your girlfriend's, your boyfriend's favorite.

Who said boys can't have fat tits?

Love you too babe. Can't wait to give you all my thick, warm, love and support.

Who's dick do I gotta suck to get a blowjob around here?

If I could, I would.

So, she's not going to suck my dick? Damn.

Built like a milf. Going to make you one.

Why yes, he is playing with his big fat mommy milkers.

He's groping his husband's boobs.

His urge to fuck an alien is rising again.

Sorry for taking your daughter's virginity. If it makes you feel any better she got a tight pussy.

It's totally not gay to tell your bro you love him before kissing him goodnight, and falling sleep next to him while holding him gently. My bro and I do it, like, every night.

If you buy me cute clothes I'll fuck you while wearing them.

Yeah, but I gotta wear cute clothes when I go out. Besides, can't do a strip tease for you if I'm already naked.

Your mom says hi. She would say it herself, but she's a bit busy.

See, I told you my middle school uniform still fit! I just never said it fit well...

Your daughter's good at sucking dick.