okay so

If I saw someone do this it would be over for me

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i dropped my 9 euro stroopwaffel on the ground in the amsterdam airport and a little dutch boy with no parent in sight ran up to me and did the griddy over it and ran away yelling something in his maniacal elvish language while pointing and laughing at me happy friday

Why is YES GODDD giving kind of waters of Nazareth vibes 🔥🔥

I'm doing drugs tonight Ones that I'm not prescribed

europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on I-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord

This is my avengers

No big deal, just the greatest Hollywood blockbuster of the millennium restored to its fullest glory, guess I'll go

Shutup and take my money

stripper name pole atreides

had too much chocolate

For Valentine's Day I thought I'd buy a gun

Bean Soup Theory is perhaps the most relevant sociological analysis of the 2020s and I’m not joking

And Carly Rae Jepsen said “before you came into my life I missed you so bad”

Lil Nas X celebrates his 27th birthday.🎂

I'm deductive reason mogging you

Hudson Williams stars in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. Premiering April 13.