Sort your shit out Virgin, I’m just trying to play warzone. Can’t win the gulag when I lag out every time can I.

Table leg

Like the chocolate bit at the end of the Cornetto

If this Kanye stuff is true idk what to believe in anymore. Fuck 2021

Now deciding whether to support Norwich or Wigan. It’s like the El Clasico of inbreeding

When Liz Truss rejects a windfall tax on the £170,000,000,000 profits oil and gas giants are expected to make, it's worth remembering: She's a former Shell employee whose party has taken more than £1,500,000 in donations from the oil and gas industry since the last election.

Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis (who fought Mike Tyson) dealt with some trouble in his job working as security at BOXPARK Wembley… [🎥 @GloryGloryTott]

🇷🇴🇮🇱 A Romanian journalist in Israel ducks for cover from Hamas rockets… Yet people casually walk and cycle in the background.

humans after the earth makes a full rotation around the sun

Jeffrey Epstein: Can you come tonight? Stephen Hawking: I can’t. I’m doing a very important research on black hole radiation. Epstein: We got midgets though. Hawking:

Stephen Hawking trying to tell Jeffery Epstein which girl he wanted

🤣🤣🤣 train fares up again, medical staff underpaid, majority of roads are an absolute disgrace to drive on, and public services keep getting cut back...but here's another £2.5bn from nowhere. Get them out.

NHS on its knees. Councils going bankrupt. Strikes all over the place. No money for public services or staff. Roads a mess. Utilities through the roof. Taxes being increased. Country is a complete mess & yet we can find BILLIONS for other countries🤨🙃