*Do question 1-4 tonight for homework * Homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

POV: the employee when you walk into a high-end luxury store.

Me looking at yall get a banger post with this GIF because I don’t have a caption yet

POV: you pay extra for a window seat on a flight and the person next to you starts enjoying the view.

none of the jokes I've seen about this dog have flopped😭

Single ❌ Married❌ It’s complicated ❌ In a relationship ❌ In university✅

Me: What do you mean I look unapproachable? Also me 24/7:

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Me agreeing with people, so they'll just stop talking

“I want a boyfriend” me every time a guy talks

I believe this is the best R&B collab of the 2010s

Todo tweet com esse cachorro eu tenho que rir

Me after sending the message, realizing I read everything wrong and replied with something totally out of context

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.

Me venting to my mom: Her: They’re JEALOUS

i gotta teach my daughters.. even tho that ngga crying, he still lying

Incoming video call…

love having money but i hate working for it